'Imagine not liking me & I'm just at my house splitting a cheese stick with my dog': 20 Doggo Funnies for Ruff Days

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    Chaotic era

    Two Monsters no lunch UGAR ARD monsterenergy
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    They're just jealous

    imagine not liking me & im just at my house splitting a cheese stick with my dog
  • 03

    Coffee + dissociation = The pawfect morning

    Don't even speak to me until I've had my 45 minutes of disassociation
  • 04

    Gotta cry it out first

    "Are you seriously going to cry because you don't like how your clothes fit?" Me:
  • 05

    Dogs are THE BEST

    r/aww u/twiggbert ⚫ 4h Sometimes I catch her just staring and smiling at me. She's my precious love.
  • 06

    Breuer, we love you

    We Rate Dogs 2m This is Breuer. He's here to let you know it's National Puppy Day. Doesn't know what that means but hopes it involves snacks. 12/10 (IG: chase.n.breu.labradors)
  • 07

    Suspicion!

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  • 08

    Literally

    "how do you feel?" me:
  • 09

    Not unless you want to take them on their morning walk

    "You still going out tonight?" Me and my dog: @dino.and.ruby
  • 10

    Don't have to get ready if you stay ready

    Me: Do you wanna g- My dog: certified good boy KA PASSPORT United States of America
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    Two words: "good boy"

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    Oh!

    ): @itsoverkitten Follow Eavesdropping and the conversation suddenly gets interesting.... * *
  • 13

    Meatsmell

    What passes for language among dogs-made up mostly of a lavishly detailed sense of smell and a well-tuned but cautious sense of empathy for all living things-cannot be translated neatly into English. But if it could, the closest translation of Molly's name for her human, the one other humans called David, was "Meatsmell." His breath always smelled like meat—always, as if he had just eaten some recently, no matter when you encountered him. To a dog that spoke of an awe- inspiring accomplishment.
  • 14

    He deserves a treat

    My dog after successfully barking away the threat of his own reflection in the window
  • 15

    The only exception

    r B Bruce Landlord Today 11:18 AM It is clear in the lease: no weens are allowed on tables . Sorry OK I will make an exception because She looks very polite Delivered 11 i
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    Happy doggo

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  • 17

    Not a single thought in that noggin

    All's quiet on the frontal lobe
  • 18

    We'll do it tomorrow

    Me every day: i need to get my life organized Also me:
  • 19

    "Foot horn"

    Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social + Follow An old slang German word for a dog that's small enough for you to accidentally step on (making it yelp/honk) is Fußhupe. It means "foot-horn." And if a dog is low to the ground but still speedy (like a dachshund), I've heard it referred to in German as a Teppichporsche ("carpet-Porsche"). @ADAMCSHARP.BSKY.SOCIAL/BLUESKY
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    She feels uncomfortable

    we Gradat Pallan Free Crochet Patterns: E... · Join Export Tips&Trick Hannah Grant ⚫ 3h × I crocheted my dog. She doesn't know how to feel about it.

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